Move along Hurion told them To interfere with us would be to interfere with the mayor himself This kitten is under his protection This didn’t help much Kitten someone shouted You call that thing a kitten Whatever it is it’s probably infested with void fleas No he isn’t Leo said I already checked What Their wings are used in at least three different brewing recipes Get out of here I’ll never trade with you Legionnaires ever again Ignore them Hurion muttered Just keep walking We don’t need any more incidents Leo turned back to me Yeah we’ve already had a few of those he said Yesterday this He wasn’t watching where he was going and slammed into the man carrying an armload of carrots The carrots went flying everywhere Sorry Leo said handing him several emeralds Scowling the villager pointed at Leo and opened his mouth but before he could speak Leo handed him a red potion Here Take this This only made the man angrier I don’t get why we still let you people in our village Ever since you showed up the monster attacks have only gotten worse Fine Leo gave the man twice as many emeralds as before along with a blue potion and a ruby
You think you can just A shout in the distance interrupted him It was so loud they all turned toward it Drill was the angry man with the eyebrows He was barking orders at some villager building a house The villager must have made a mistake when putting in a door because the man with the eyebrows got so angry he ripped the door off its hinges and wielded it like a weapon slamming it against the wall of the house He was shouting with each swing On the first swing Cloud mining On the second thunderstorm jogging The third empty-bucket carrying The fourth GRAVEL-BRIDGE BUILDING On the fifth one the door shattered into hundreds of wooden pieces P-P-P P-P P POWDER-KEG JOCKEY Suddenly Hurion seemed to understand who I meant by the angry man with the eyebrows Let’s get outta here he said He’s been acting pretty strange more angry than usual and I really don’t want to deal with him right now Like times a googol What’s a googol Leo asked A really huge number Oh
We got out of there quickly Considering how the villagers were treating me I was almost glad these people came to find rescue me Really glad The Legion’s keep was underground After going down a long flight of stairs we walked through a huge cavern system with tunnels to the left and right Each tunnel had a sign Tunnel 74 Tunnel 75 and so on Every so often in the middle of the main tunnel were signs that read Lost Keep and This Way with little arrows pointing in the direction we were heading It reminded me of the Nether Me sniffing an object called a lever I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cave this big in my life I said Actually it’s a mine Lylla said And yeah the tunnels are getting pretty big aren’t they All that stone had to come from somewhere
This whole main corridor used to be an underground ravine Hurion said Made things pretty easy for the villagers All they had to do was make new side tunnels Leo glanced back at me We’d been wanting to build a Legion keep he explained Lucie thought it’d be a good idea to build one down here since it’d make a great hideout for all the noobs when we’re attacked Who’s Lucie Our Architect Lylla replied She’s an expert builder so when it comes to construction she has the final say Lylla pointed at a large sign that had a map of the surrounding tunnels That’s her handiwork YOU LOST KEEP LAVA