Eeebs I just learned that Runt was sent on a mission The mayor seems to think he needs more real-world experience But he should have come back by now So I’ve been asked to go find him and bring him home Someone from the Lost Legion should be coming to see you this morning It’s best if you stay with them until I return Sorry for this And please tell no one Breeze Well that settled it And even without the letter I would have gone Because Lylla offered me a new food item baked pufferfish It must have had some kind of enchantment because as soon as I ate it Lylla and I became best friends Do do you have any more No she said But we have more at the keep I’m the best fisher in the Legion and Steph is the best cook so Hey Where are you going I was already out the door Of course I had no idea where I was going so I stopped and waited for them
FRIDAY UPDATE I While we made our way to their keep I asked a ton of questions Not so long ago I was an ordinary and clueless animal so asking tons of questions is only natural What’s a clan Were all of them from Earth Why were they wearing the exact same armor They were indeed from Earth which made them Terrarians And since I was born in Aetheria that made me an Aetherian Although I believe that’s just a polite way of saying NPC As for their black armor that was the Legion’s official uniform It was only recently that their clan had obtained enough material to make a set for every member Of course we drew a lot of attention as we walked through the streets I mean Hurion was really tall he carried a huge red sword and he had white and red hair Meanwhile Lylla wielded a sticklike weapon like the one Greyfellow carried And Leonardios was so excited he was practically yelling But despite their strangeness I drew the most attention A villager woman glared at me and said Go away A little boy ran up to me My house was destroyed because of monsters like you No monsters allowed an elderly man shouted He was carrying a stack of carrots in his arms
Move along Hurion told them To interfere with us would be to interfere with the mayor himself This kitten is under his protection This didn’t help much Kitten someone shouted You call that thing a kitten Whatever it is it’s probably infested with void fleas No he isn’t Leo said I already checked What Their wings are used in at least three different brewing recipes Get out of here I’ll never trade with you Legionnaires ever again Ignore them Hurion muttered Just keep walking We don’t need any more incidents Leo turned back to me Yeah we’ve already had a few of those he said Yesterday this He wasn’t watching where he was going and slammed into the man carrying an armload of carrots The carrots went flying everywhere Sorry Leo said handing him several emeralds Scowling the villager pointed at Leo and opened his mouth but before he could speak Leo handed him a red potion Here Take this This only made the man angrier I don’t get why we still let you people in our village Ever since you showed up the monster attacks have only gotten worse Fine Leo gave the man twice as many emeralds as before along with a blue potion and a ruby
You think you can just A shout in the distance interrupted him It was so loud they all turned toward it Drill was the angry man with the eyebrows He was barking orders at some villager building a house The villager must have made a mistake when putting in a door because the man with the eyebrows got so angry he ripped the door off its hinges and wielded it like a weapon slamming it against the wall of the house He was shouting with each swing On the first swing Cloud mining On the second thunderstorm jogging The third empty-bucket carrying The fourth GRAVEL-BRIDGE BUILDING On the fifth one the door shattered into hundreds of wooden pieces P-P-P P-P P POWDER-KEG JOCKEY Suddenly Hurion seemed to understand who I meant by the angry man with the eyebrows Let’s get outta here he said He’s been acting pretty strange more angry than usual and I really don’t want to deal with him right now Like times a googol What’s a googol Leo asked A really huge number Oh
