Dr. Critchlore’s School for Minions Book 3: Polar Distress
ICE FLOE ICEBERG NEST POLAR BAY VILLAGE INLET LARGE BUNNIES COAST ROAD DRAGON HANGAR BASE CAMP
Polar Bay FISSURE INLET MUSSEL BEACH ROAD VERY LARGE BUNNY LOTHORK CRATER
FOR RACHEL RICKY ALEX AND DANIEL
Chapter 1 If at first you don’t succeed you’re fired EVIL OVERLORDS TO NEW RECRUITS I was pretty sure the apple was poisoned In my defense defense I was really hungry It was afternoon I’d missed lunch and now I was stuck in my junior henchman classroom alone with Professor Murphy who sat behind his giant desk ignoring me On my own desk was a plate with the apple a small cage holding a mouse a pocket chemistry set my test sheet and a pencil We’d been studying food safety an important job for henchmen because they have to keep their overlords safe from enemies who want to poison their food I knew what I had to do carefully examine the surface surface of the apple for needle marks and other blemishes cut a slice use the poison-detecting mouse and perform perform some chemical tests I’d done it all One side of
