Red's Planet Book 2: Friends and Foes

Red's Planet Book 2: Friends and Foes — page 7 — ARRRGGGHHH STUPID STUPID ENGH AH TAWEE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN 8

Red's Planet Book 2: Friends and Foes — page 8 — YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME I WAS ABDUCTED BY A UFO CRASHED ON A PLANET WITH A BUNCH OF MISFIT ALIENS AND CHASED BY THESE SCARY LITTLE BLUE FROG THINGS OH YEAH YOU WERE IN THAT PART WELL YOU REMEMBER THAT BIG CAT GUY WELL TURNS OUT HIS NAME IS GOOSE AND HE TRIED TO KICK ME OUT OF THE VALLEY HE TOOK ME ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CRASH SITE AND TOLD ME TO STAY THERE BUT I TRICKED HIM INTO BRINGING ME AND ALL THOSE WEIRD ALIENS BACK AND THERE WERE THE BLUE GUYS THE SANDSTORM A WATER SLIDE OH MAN LISTEN TO ME I'M RECAPPING SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN AND WHERE'S THAT SCI FI EGG THINGY OF YOURS I MEAN HOW DO YOU LOSE SOMETHING LIKE GLIBX 9

Red's Planet Book 2: Friends and Foes — page 9 — 10 GLIBX WHAT THE HECK IS THAT AW IT'S UH ADORABLE HEY I GET IT YOU MADE A NEW FRIEND GLIBX GLIBX THAT ISN'T EVEN A WORD HEY THERE LITTLE GUY WHAT'S YOUR NAME YA KNOW I DON'T THINK IT HAS ONE OF THOSE TRANSLATOR THINGS LIKE I DO IT'S PROBABLY MORE LIKE A STRAY PET THAN A FRIEND WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP HIM YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM A GOOD PET NAME YOU KNOW LIKE FLUFFY OR SPOT FRECKLES SCRUFFY JUST STOP ME IF I'M GETTING CLOSE

Red's Planet Book 2: Friends and Foes — page 10 — WAIT IS IT A HIM OR IS IT A HER I MEAN IF WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS WE CAN'T NAME IT UNLESS WHAT IF WE GIVE IT A NAME THAT COULD BE A BOY'S OR A GIRL'S NAME YOU KNOW LIKE STEVE HEY THAT'S IT WE'LL CALL YOU STEVE GLIBX THANKS STEVE I LIKE IT TOO COME ON LET ME SHOW YOU THE NEIGHBORHOOD MERE MERE MERE 11

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