6 HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO MAN WHO KNEW PARADISE WAS SO BORING I'M EVEN STARTING TO MISS MRS FOSTER'S LOUSY COOKING WELL IT BEATS BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO ALL THE TIME AND NOT EVERYONE GETS TO LIVE IN THE MOST AWESOMEST GRASS HOUSE EVER Danger Stay Out COMPLETE WITH LEAF HAMMOCK
AHHHHHHH ENGH NOW THIS IS GOOD DO NOT ENTER SNAP AGH CRACK Danger Stay Out AHHHHHHHG YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO BUILD A STUPID HAMMOCK 7
ARRRGGGHHH STUPID STUPID ENGH AH TAWEE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN 8
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME I WAS ABDUCTED BY A UFO CRASHED ON A PLANET WITH A BUNCH OF MISFIT ALIENS AND CHASED BY THESE SCARY LITTLE BLUE FROG THINGS OH YEAH YOU WERE IN THAT PART WELL YOU REMEMBER THAT BIG CAT GUY WELL TURNS OUT HIS NAME IS GOOSE AND HE TRIED TO KICK ME OUT OF THE VALLEY HE TOOK ME ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CRASH SITE AND TOLD ME TO STAY THERE BUT I TRICKED HIM INTO BRINGING ME AND ALL THOSE WEIRD ALIENS BACK AND THERE WERE THE BLUE GUYS THE SANDSTORM A WATER SLIDE OH MAN LISTEN TO ME I'M RECAPPING SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN AND WHERE'S THAT SCI FI EGG THINGY OF YOURS I MEAN HOW DO YOU LOSE SOMETHING LIKE GLIBX 9