WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO A REPORT ON PRAIRIE DOGS WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT PRAIRIE DOGS I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN ONE BESIDES WE DON'T LIVE ON A PRAIRIE HOW ABOUT A VACANT LOT DOG Schulz YES MAAM I KNOW I'M ALL WÉT I WALKED ALL THE WAY TO SCHOOL IN THE POURING RAIN I FEEL LIKE A DROWNED RAT YOU WOULDN'T GIVE A D MINUS TO A DROWNED RAT WOULD YOU MA'AM SCHULZ
I WAS THE HERO I SCORED THE WINNING GOAL LUCKY SHOT I WOULDN'T SAY THAT JUST BECAUSE IT BOUNCED OFF A WAITRESS IN THE COFFEE SHOP Schulz OF ALL THE MUSICIANS WHO HAVE EVER LIVED YOU ARE THE MOST FORTUNATE YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE YOU HAVE ME FOR AN INSPIRATION BONK WHEN YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO INSPIRE SCHULZ
WHY DO WE SO THE HAVE TO 60 CUSTODIANS ON FIELD CAN SWEEP TRIPS OUR ROOM WHAT IF WE GET MUGGED DON'T WORRY MY SWEET BABBOO WILL TAKE CARE OF US I'M NOT YOUR SWEET BABBOO HE REALLY IS HE'S JUST TOO SHY TO ADMIT IT ANYONE IN THE BACK WANNA CHANGE SEATS Schulz WHY IS THE BUS STOPPING THIS MUST BE WHERE OUR FIELD TRIP BEGINS EVERYONE'S GETTING OFF THIS IS A BARBER SHOP WE RODE ALL THIS WAY TO SEE A BARBER SHOP THAT REMINDS ME I DIDN'T GET ONE CANDY CANE FOR CHRISTMAS LAST YEAR SCHULZ
WHOEVER HEARD OF A FIELD TRIP TO A BARBER SHOP WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE QUIET AND WATCH THIS MAN GET HIS HAIR CUT I CAN'T SEE MOVE UP CLOSER SCHULZ WHERE ARE TO LOOK WE GOING AT A CAR NOW WASH THAT BARBER WORKED HARD DIDN'T HE HE HAD TO STAND THERE ALL DAY CUTTING HAIR THAT'S WHY WE HAVE FIELD TRIPS TO SHOW US WHAT JOBS TO AVOID Schulz
