HEY BIG BROTHER WAIT UP I WANT YOU TO MEET EUDORA SHE'S NEW IN MY CLASS WE ALSO WENT TO CAMP TOGETHER OH YES SALLY HAS TALKED ABOUT YOU HOW DO YOU DO
I'M DELIGHTED TO MEET YOU CHARLES AND I HOPE THAT WE BECOME VERY GOOD FRIENDS PING PING SEE JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU SHE CAN CHARM YOUR SOCKS OFF SCHULZ
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO A REPORT ON PRAIRIE DOGS WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT PRAIRIE DOGS I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN ONE BESIDES WE DON'T LIVE ON A PRAIRIE HOW ABOUT A VACANT LOT DOG Schulz YES MAAM I KNOW I'M ALL WÉT I WALKED ALL THE WAY TO SCHOOL IN THE POURING RAIN I FEEL LIKE A DROWNED RAT YOU WOULDN'T GIVE A D MINUS TO A DROWNED RAT WOULD YOU MA'AM SCHULZ
I WAS THE HERO I SCORED THE WINNING GOAL LUCKY SHOT I WOULDN'T SAY THAT JUST BECAUSE IT BOUNCED OFF A WAITRESS IN THE COFFEE SHOP Schulz OF ALL THE MUSICIANS WHO HAVE EVER LIVED YOU ARE THE MOST FORTUNATE YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE YOU HAVE ME FOR AN INSPIRATION BONK WHEN YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO INSPIRE SCHULZ
