Diary of a 5th Grade Outlaw Book 6: The Friend Thief
Chapter 1 Saturday October 15 So something kinda off happened today Like when you brush your teeth before eating breakfast and then you take a big swig of orange juice and you’re
like Aww man why do I keep doing this to myself At first I was with a whole bunch of my friends and we were all playing basketball Unless someone handed me five meatball subs and said Here these are free and they’re for you and your friends I couldn’t imagine a better day It was nice to just play ball and be drama-free after last week So much crazy stuff had happened 1 I thought I’d lost my best friend Mary Ann forever 2 I made friends with a girl named LJ
3 LJ and I stood up to Nadia the school bully 4 I got to know Sammy Allana and Dale 5 The whole school got into a huge mud fight Partly because of me LJ must have felt the same way because she invited me Sammy Allana and Dale to hang out at her house today For the first few hours it rained so we watched this movie called The Goonies It’s about a bunch of kids who follow this pirate map and go on some crazy adventures LJ’s mom even got us a bunch of Baby Ruth chocolate
bars to snack on because that’s the candy bar they eat in the movie I love any movie that has a sweet treat in it Then it got all bright and shiny out and LJ and I looked at each other and said basketball at the same time LJ asked her mom if we could go to the park near her house and she said it was okay but she made LJ’s big brother Darien come with us LJ and I love to compete with each other at basketball because we’re the two best players at our school Allana and Dale haven’t played much b-ball so LJ and
