The Secrets to Ruling School (Without Even Trying)
and it can be a radical experience where you'll make life-long life-long pals learn tons of interesting facts and create the fondest memories a kid could dream of Why it might even be the best three years of your whole doggone life And this packet contains everything you need to start your incredible incredible journey WILLIAM H TAFT MIDDLE SCHOOL OFFICIAL NEW STUDENT PACKET Well don't be a silly Billy open it
Middle school is I'm the bro you need THE WORST PLACE to know ON THE ENTIRE WORLD But Max Corrigan can help MAX IS LICENSED MAX WILL NOT TO HELP WITH HELP WITH Territying bullies Ghosts They are Acing tests WITHOUT scary and he will not studying go anywhere near Forging hall passes them Friends Or lack thereof Faking sick Psycho teachers Breaking out of detention Internet woes Con jobs large and small Ditching class And MORE NO BEFORE AFTER Thanks Max Max Corrigan is the ONLY Life Coach of William H Taft Middle School Don't be fooled by cheap imitators He means YOU Kevin Carl SPECIAL 1 WEEK SURVIVAL PLAN Conquer Middle School in 5 EASY DAYS HELPMEMAXCORRIGAN COM FOR ALL YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL NEEDS
actually some goody-goody brown-noser did ya what you didn’t think I was A-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha oh man that’s hilarious No no no what I am is a life coach I’ve helped kids all over this place and I can show you too how to make middle school easier to beat than the first level of Candy Crush unfortunately the man doesn’t approve of some of my more unorthodox methods which is why I have to resort to this charade and advertise in secret I’m not actually the head of the welcoming Committee In fact this school doesn’t even have a welcoming Committee of course the teachers here are so clueless they don’t even know that 6
showing the new student around max I wish everyone in this building was as honorable as you Aw shucks mr tancredi it’s just part of my job max for the win we love you max Fight the power see what I mean And these guys are supposed to be in charge of our future Anyway you’re lucky I got to you before it was too late All that nice stuff I said about middle school before Forget it I don’t want to exaggerate but middle school is worse than getting a purple nurple on your you-know-what you-know-what You’ve got goons who are eight times bigger than you teachers who love to make you suffer and so many restrictions that even prisoners have more freedom And if 7
