The Secrets to Ruling School (Without Even Trying)

The Secrets to Ruling School (Without Even Trying) — page 9
actually some goody-goody brown-noser did ya what you didn’t think I was A-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha oh man that’s hilarious No no no what I am is a life coach I’ve helped kids all over this place and I can show you too how to make middle school easier to beat than the first level of Candy Crush unfortunately the man doesn’t approve of some of my more unorthodox methods which is why I have to resort to this charade and advertise in secret I’m not actually the head of the welcoming Committee In fact this school doesn’t even have a welcoming Committee of course the teachers here are so clueless they don’t even know that 6