The Secrets to Ruling School (Without Even Trying)
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Chapter One welcome to Middle School Hello there Gosh it’s nice to meet you the name’s max Corrigan and I’m the head of the welcoming Committee here at william william H taft It’s my job to help new kids like you adjust to this dope and funky fresh environment I don’t know if you’ve heard but middle school is way cool Do it right
and it can be a radical experience where you'll make life-long life-long pals learn tons of interesting facts and create the fondest memories a kid could dream of Why it might even be the best three years of your whole doggone life And this packet contains everything you need to start your incredible incredible journey WILLIAM H TAFT MIDDLE SCHOOL OFFICIAL NEW STUDENT PACKET Well don't be a silly Billy open it
Middle school is I'm the bro you need THE WORST PLACE to know ON THE ENTIRE WORLD But Max Corrigan can help MAX IS LICENSED MAX WILL NOT TO HELP WITH HELP WITH Territying bullies Ghosts They are Acing tests WITHOUT scary and he will not studying go anywhere near Forging hall passes them Friends Or lack thereof Faking sick Psycho teachers Breaking out of detention Internet woes Con jobs large and small Ditching class And MORE NO BEFORE AFTER Thanks Max Max Corrigan is the ONLY Life Coach of William H Taft Middle School Don't be fooled by cheap imitators He means YOU Kevin Carl SPECIAL 1 WEEK SURVIVAL PLAN Conquer Middle School in 5 EASY DAYS HELPMEMAXCORRIGAN COM FOR ALL YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL NEEDS
