GUINEA DOG Patrick Jennings darby creek MINNEAPOLIS
Contents 1 I wanted a dog 1 2 It was orangish-brown pudgy and had a spiky white mohawk 8 3 I was dreaming I had a rottweiler 15 4 My best friend's dog was perfection 25 5 No way are those ducks poisonous 31 6 School flew by that day just to make me mad 41 7 I heard the howling a block away 48 8 Fido was in my tree house 55 9 How does a whole pet store disappear 62 10 Eeeee I squealed when I opened my backpack 69
11 Here's why you should never keep a rodent in your backpack at school all day 76 12 Recess is a joke 83 13 I wasn't as nervous to go home that day 91 14 I guess I forgot to zip it up again 101 15 I wasn't really thinking about where I was going 109 16 Dinner conversation that night was even weirder than usual 119 17 I was tired of living in that freak house 131 18 I had no idea guinea pigs could run so fast 144 19 If I made the laws Mom would have been arrested 151 20 I didn't break my ankle 162 21 Every kid dreams of getting crutches 173
