Pigeon Problems: An Urban Bird Researcher's Journal

Pigeon Problems: An Urban Bird Researcher's Journal — page 3
started to bow out because HE had something called Blount’s disease Pidge this Pidge that I wanted to punch him so bad I still do But I was a lot smaller than him I still am so I just ignored the comments TJ has a rep for forgetting his homework gym shorts lunch you name it so I figured he’d forget about the stupid nickname too And he might have if it weren’t for The School Yard Incident Which is reason number three Hold on I need some creepy music the soundtrack from Jaws to get me in the mood to write about this Okay ready There I was on the playground An innocent little fifth grader patiently waiting for his favorite swing to open up Without warning something hit my shoulder It was small but still hard enough to sting At first I thought someone had chucked a pebble at me I whipped around but everyone was busy doing their own thing basketball and games of Pokémon Then I looked up There they were lined up on the