CHAPTER ONE BOBBY CHEESE HAS A BAD DAY Help bawled Bobby Cheese The commander of the intergalactic pizza delivery spaceship the Doughball was zooming toward certain death A crazy looking spacecraft had appeared out of nowhere driving him off course in a blaze of gunfire Awaiting instruction said the Doughball's computer I am instructing you yelled Bobby Cheese Help me
He thumped all the buttons on the Doughball's shaking control panel in a panic Bobby Cheese was a six armed alien from the planet Bo Ki but even so two thousand buttons took a long time to thump Awaiting instruction said the computer again Chill out Cheese it added Don't tell me to chill out Bobby Cheese wailed We're hopelessly out of control 2018 1973 iDNINOM
Stars shot past the Doughball's windows at weird angles Bobby Cheese moaned Hedidn't know if he was upside down or right side up Awaiting instruction said the computer for the third time You're useless cried Bobby Cheese We've got nearly a thousand pizzas flying around in the back They'll be ruined We'll be picking mozzarella out of the fuselage for weeks unless we get this ship back under control We'll be picking you out of the fuselage as well the computer said helpfully Quit the small talk and get me out of here Bobby Cheese yelled Do you have any idea who's attacking us The computer was quiet for a second The attack is by Squid G fighters it said at last Squidgy what Squid G fighters Spacecrafts with considerable firepower and a strong fishy smell
