course of their quest they've become intergalactic heroes They've saved the cat race of Miaow from certain death on the planet Woofbark They've even destroyed a large pair of frozen pants that was endangering space traffic on the tiny planet of Bum They wouldn't have been so successful if it weren't for me of course Impressed There were five penguins to begin with but the first mate Beaky Wader disappeared from the Tunafish three years ago after a nasty argument about who was going to be captain The words You haven't seen the last of me echoed around the spaceship for days Good riddance I say Beaky Wader was Trouble with a capital Fish
And now well now they're still looking for the perfect penguin planet to call home We'll probably be rescuing things as we go along so I know you're as excited as I am to be here Fasten your seatbelt and have a sardine I would say that you are in safe hands but penguins only have flippers Five Four Three Two One
CHAPTER ONE BOBBY CHEESE HAS A BAD DAY Help bawled Bobby Cheese The commander of the intergalactic pizza delivery spaceship the Doughball was zooming toward certain death A crazy looking spacecraft had appeared out of nowhere driving him off course in a blaze of gunfire Awaiting instruction said the Doughball's computer I am instructing you yelled Bobby Cheese Help me
