HERCULES HERCULES everytruck chants VROOM VROOM VROOM Hercules revs his engine and his lion-shaped hood roars with maximum horsepower He lines up on the far side of a bubbling mud pit and awaits a challenger The other ThunderTrucks know Hercules can’t be beat One by one they turn off their engines except Bullistic The evil monster truck parks on the opposite side of the mud pit SNORT SNORT Angry flames explode from Bullistic’s horn-shaped pipes A ThunderJam official hooks a heavy chain to the front bumper of each competitor On the count of three the trucks will tug each other toward the pit and the loser will get a bubbling mud bath
One shouts the announcer Hercules engine rumbles A wicked smile appears on Bullistic’s front grill Two the announcer continues Just then Bullistic lets out a deafening blare from his bullhorn SNNOOOORRTT No truck including Hercules hears the announcer yell Three But that doesn’t stop Bullistic The evil monster truck shifts into reverse spins his tires and pulls Hercules into the pit of mud SHLOOOP
And the winner is BULLISTIC the announcer proclaims He beat Hercules sometruck shouts in the crowd That’s a bunch of baloney another truck argues He cheated Theseus can’t stay idle any longer
