ThunderTrucks!

ThunderTrucks! — page 5
BEEP BEEP BEEP The crowd gives three honks for their champion Just then Theseus spots something in his rearview mirror Look the rookie truck cries out A giant flame-red monster truck rumbles into the arena and revs its engine SNORT SNORT SNORT Thick black smoke spews from two horn-shaped pipes on the vehicle’s hood Ladies and gentletrucks we have one final competitor the announcer sputters with fear BULLISTIC The megaton monster truck hits the gas and spins circles at the starting line A cloud of dust spills onto the crowd Cough Cough Theseus air filter clogs