But if they had they wouldn't have been able to produce this Official Report for us to read And even though I STILL haven't been able to track them down I think they would be glad to know we're reading about their crazy adventure So enjoy this the second stack of crazy papers found by an anonymous dude at the Qwikpick also known as The Qwikpick Papers Tom Angleberger
THE QUIKPICK PAPERS The off icial report of The Qwikpick Adventure Society’s expedition to find the Rat with the Human Face The Qwikpick
SECTION I Introduction This is the semi-off icial report of The Qwikpick Adventure Society’s Expedition to F ind the Rat with the Human Face One reason it’s only semi-off icial is because Lyle me has had to write it himself without Marilla and Dave The reason why Marilla and Dave couldn’t help is what this report is all about Well it’s also about the Rat with the Human Face of course Hopefully after it’s all typed up I will be able to give Marilla and Dave a copy and see if they approve That will have to be totally top secret of course since The Qwikpick Adventure Society has been off icially banned We’re not even allo wed to meet at the Qwikpick the convenience store where my parents work and Marilla Dave and me used to hang out Dave had to do the drawings in secret and Marilla had to secretly give 2
me the card from her digital camera to take to Walgreens to get the pictures printed out So the report is semi-off icial because off icially there is no Qwikpick Adventure Society All because of the Rat with the Human Face Frankly I almost wish I had never heard of the Rat with the Human Face He or she has caused nothing but trouble But then again maybe it was worth it since not many people ever get to see a Rat with a Human Face not even in a zoo It’s hard to decide When I look back at the off icial report of our f irst trip see The Off icial Report of The Qwikpick Adventure Society’s Trip to See the Fountain of Poop I know that was one of the best days of all time This rat trip was a little more complicated There’s some stuff that was good and some stuff that was the worst But I’m going to write it all up anyway just to make sure that all the facts are put down and the real story is told 3
