You might ask yourself what this clan of Fluffs did that was so horrible that it made their own cousins slingshot them into space However asking yourself is not useful If you do not already know the answer how could you reply And if you do already know the answer why ask in the first place It makes more sense for you to ask us since we brought it up Let's start over So you ask What could be so offensive to Fluffs that they would exile their own cousins to the armpit of the universe without a can of deodorant to protect them Good question Against our better judgment we will tell you However to prevent your brain from exploding from such unsettling information we will allow the pub lisher to review our comments and remove any dangerous bits Here is the answer They on the which was a bit like putting on with peanut butter Then fluffy kittens and slightly but never chewy Until which nobody saw coming It singed their resulting in and most of
all Sure they all had a big laugh about it later but at the time it was enough to make the Fluffs which you can't put into a basket no matter how hard you try Well now that you know it's time to on move
Chapter 3 Warning You might want to hold your nose for this next part Also if you're eating while you read you might consider finishing that before you continue this unless you are reading during your school lunch If so good for you Reading is an important part of every meal This message paid for by a bribe from your English teacher The conditions on Stenchopia were difficult and many Fluffs could not survive The rest adapted through the generations and the Clan changed Back on their home planet Fluffs absorbed the energy of the sugary atmosphere through the clear hollow tubules of their fur These tubules also acted as tiny telepathic transmitters that sent their brain waves to those around them When coupled with their hypnotic swirly eyes the Fluffs could control the minds of anyone Once they devoured a creature they could transmit the entire form of that creature to the mind of anyone they hypnotized It was a camouflage that made them lethal However on Stenchopia the hollow tubules of the
Fluffs fur quickly gummed up with swamp slime so they could not transmit telepathic signals Even worse without a sugary atmosphere which was lacking on Stenchopia the Fluffs had no food source They shrank Many perished But not all Those Fluffs with bigger noses than the others sniffed in the stinky air of Stenchopia and found traces of energy in the putrid vapors wafting off the stench ponds It was not much energy but it was enough to survive Those survivors passed the genes for their larger noses on to the next generation who passed them on to the next generation who blah blah next generation blah blah next blah blah you get the idea Ultimately those with the biggest most efficient noses survived and thrived Through the generations their noses became magnificent wobbling schnozzles that could efficiently harvest the power of stench This was the power of the schnoz Other traits also developed through the generations The Clan's feet shrank Their once clear hollow fur became dull and gray and coarse While descendants of the original Clan no longer communicated telepathically using their hollow tubed fur they developed an amazing new power of communication talked They
