Chapter 2 Perhaps that illustration makes you uneasy Perhaps it rings a bell or stirs a vague memory of another race of fierce creatures you once read about the Fluffs Fierce Large Ugly and Ferocious Furballs If so we are sorry to bring back such dreadful memories but the truth is that these bunnies remind you of Fluffs because they are related They originated on the planet of the Fluffs They looked like Fluffs They acted like Fluffs In fact they were Fluffs The worst kind of Fluffs Fluffs from a clan so horrific so hideous so heinous so horrible that the Merriam Webster Dictionary ran out of H words to describe them In fact the Clan was so evil that during the Great Pudding Wars the other Fluffs sent them hurling into space using an intergalactic slingshot The Clan landed on a nauseating planet covered with stinking swampy oozing slime pits and stench ponds They called it Stenchopia Rings a bell is simply an expression If you hear actual bells at this moment you should either a get your hearing checked or b stop reading books at train crossings Seriously Go to a library It's more comfortable AND safer it's
You might ask yourself what this clan of Fluffs did that was so horrible that it made their own cousins slingshot them into space However asking yourself is not useful If you do not already know the answer how could you reply And if you do already know the answer why ask in the first place It makes more sense for you to ask us since we brought it up Let's start over So you ask What could be so offensive to Fluffs that they would exile their own cousins to the armpit of the universe without a can of deodorant to protect them Good question Against our better judgment we will tell you However to prevent your brain from exploding from such unsettling information we will allow the pub lisher to review our comments and remove any dangerous bits Here is the answer They on the which was a bit like putting on with peanut butter Then fluffy kittens and slightly but never chewy Until which nobody saw coming It singed their resulting in and most of
all Sure they all had a big laugh about it later but at the time it was enough to make the Fluffs which you can't put into a basket no matter how hard you try Well now that you know it's time to on move
