In loving memory of my mom who made me wear shorts
One When I rule the world my first law will be that skinny I mean slim guys like me never have to wear dumb giant cargo shorts even if their parents tell them to My second law will be that we can take our cell phones anywhere See if my parents Deb and Jer had just let me bring my new phone on this trip I wouldn’t have had to hide it in these stupid monster shorts to sneak it along And if they had let me wear regular jeans with regular pockets I would have known right away that it was gone when I lost it 1
