Monday morning Dear Diary Today is going to be the best day ever Of course every day is a great day when you are me a perfect princess I mean I pretty much have it all looks brains a castle on Golden Island a sparkling tiara Minion Pigs to do my every bidding What could be better Well I’ll tell you what could be better All of that plus a tea party You heard me I said tea party Tea parties are the best First of all tea party has the word party right in it So there’s that Second and even better I’m going to be the guest of honor That’s right tea parties are completely perfect for princesses Here’s why I get to dress up It’s totally fancy-pants I get to eat dainty foods 7 Date
Everyone has the opportunity to admire my awesomeness Well okay not everyone But the lucky ones do So anyway last week I gave my minion pigs instructions for everything they needed to do to create my perfect tea party how to prepare crumpets and cucumber sandwiches where to put my throne how to make tea all of it And those pigs really threw their snouts into it They have been busy for days banging and clattering and cooking I cannot wait to see what they’ve prepared And in the meantime I’ve been pretty busy too First I preened my feathers Then I polished my tiara and of course I spent some time with the mirror I do that you know hang out in front of my mirror I mean you would too if you were me It’s probably the best view on the island But I confess lately I’ve been spending more than just a little time with the mirror I’ve been spending a LOT of time with the mirror and I’ve started 8
talking to it My reflection is kind of my new BFF Since my old BFF is now my XBFF No I am not crazy Talking to mirrors is something lots of princesses do Even queens It is totally royal behavior Seriously Look it up And bonus when I am standing in front of that looking glass I give myself some of the best advice I’ve ever heard For example it was my refection’s idea to have a tea party to give my minions a chance to show how much they worship me Brilliant right I know Anyway Diary gotta run It’s time to see what the pigs have prepared I can hardly wait And I know they can’t wait to see me either Monday a little later Dear Diary Today is the worst day ever I know I said it was going to be the best And it was Almost I mean well at least I looked my best My feathers were perfect My crown was gleaming When I checked myself in the mirror before I 9
