Angry Birds Stella: Dahlia and the Ultimate Invention
This diary belongs to dahlia eureka
dahlia’s log monday the 12th of may Wake-up time Tempera ture Weather outlook Science fact of the day 07 27 three minutes early due to the infernal racket coming from Poppy’s perch involving what sounded like a dustbin lid being hit with a potato masher On further investigation this proved to be exactly the case meaning my hearing is now attuned to the exact tonal and decibel difference difference between a masher a spatula and a thing for taking the middle out of strawberries 24 7 degrees 0 3 degrees up on yesterday but 0 02 degrees below the temperature this day last year fascinating Unbroken sunshine with light night-time showers as usual Everyone is taller in outer space because there’s no gravity pulling them down This would please Luca who’s getting a little tired of being the baby of the bunch I told him 7 Date
that he’ll always be thought of as the baby even when he’s grown-up because he’s the youngest He just made a loud raspberry noise and bounced off Trying to explain science science to such such feather-brains is really quite well trying at times But we can’t all be into the same stuff What a dull world it would be if we were In other words today is an excellent day for science Although every day is an excellent day for science when you have a Bird Intelligence Quotient BIQ of 199 and have won the All Island Prize for Spectacular Invention no less than five times Okay so the other contestants have mainly been the pigs and Willow with her weather-predicting flowerbed dry when it’s sunny and wet when it’s raining which while accurate isn’t actually predictive But as Stella pointed out not even the great inventoress Emilia Eggspert herself could have come up with something as ingenious as the Automatic 8
v i b very intelligent bird Gravy Pouring Drawer Sorter for all your tidying and condiment needs It is of course possible that her version might not have malfunctioned just minutes later and showered the crowd in savoury sauce-covered tubes of paint But then Emilia doesn’t have to deal with the sorry lack of equipment and resources I am faced with For example I suspect she never had to Willow’s art supplies were so utterly disorganized and unscientific and I am just not a fan of anything that’s unscientific 9
