Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie

Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie — page 3 — SO EVEN THOUGH WE GOT THERE LATE WE DECIDED TO SEE THE MOVIE IRREGARDLESS NO NO NO WHAT Yoυ CAN T SAY IRREGARDLESS THERE IS NO SUCH WORD ANYWAY THE MOVIE WAS TOTALLY ANTICLIMATIC YOU RE ALWAYS USING WORDS THAT DON T EXIST OR MISUSING WORDS THAT DO EXIST OR OKAY FRANCIS OKAY SHEESH NO NO NO Peirce

Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie — page 4 — IT S GETTING LATE I M GONNA HEAD TOWARDS HOME HM THERE S NO S IT S TOWARD NOT TOWARDS NOT TOWARDS WHAT WHATEVER EVER DOESN T IT BOTHER YOU WHEN PEOPLE USE THE WRONG WORD COULD CARE LESS SCRIPES

Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie — page 5 — I M BEAT Y NO YOU I NEED DON T LAY TO LAY DOWN ya DOWN LIÉ DOWN YOU USE LAY WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING SOMEWHERE YOU LAY A BLANKET ON THE GRASS YOU LAY A PLATE ON A PLACEMAT GET IT YEAH I GET IT w MUS so YOU HAVE A BOOK WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT DOOF 41 Peirce

Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie — page 6 — Yoυ KNOW YI CANT FRANCIS HELP IT IT S PRETTY IT S MY ANNOYING PET WHEN YOU PEEVE CORRECT WHAT I SAY ALL THE TIME LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE PET PEEVES AND MINE JUST HAPPENS TO BE MISUSED WORDS AND PHRASES LIKE FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES 11311331 DO YOU HAVE ANY PET PEEVES gah LITERALLY OH YEAH I VE GOT MILLIONS OF EM

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