Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie

Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie — page 1 — 人人AV _ Aki D

Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie — page 2 — НЕН НЕН THAT MOVIE LOOKS GOOD GRUMBLE BUT OF COURSE IT S RATED R BEING ELEVEN STINKS I WISH I WAS OLDER YUP WHEN YOU RE OLDER YOU CAN GO TO ANY MOVIE YOU WANT YOU CAN DO ANY THING COOK YOUR OWN MEALS DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY ANYTHING EVEN BETTER YOU DON T HAVE ITO GO TO SCHOOL FOR 30 HOURS EVERY WEEK YOU GET YOURSELF A JOB AND WORK 60 HOURS Eu MM AND AFTER YOU GET FIRED FIVE MONTHS BEFORE YOUR PENSION KICKS IN YOU CAN START A WHOLE NEW EXCITING CAREER AT AGE 62 WHY RETIRE YOU CAN KEEP WORKING UNTIL YOU HAVE A NEAR FATAL HEART ATTACK OOP THAT REMINDS ME I NEED TO TAKE MY PILLS SUNNY DAY SWEEPIN THE ICLOUDS AWAY

Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie — page 3 — SO EVEN THOUGH WE GOT THERE LATE WE DECIDED TO SEE THE MOVIE IRREGARDLESS NO NO NO WHAT Yoυ CAN T SAY IRREGARDLESS THERE IS NO SUCH WORD ANYWAY THE MOVIE WAS TOTALLY ANTICLIMATIC YOU RE ALWAYS USING WORDS THAT DON T EXIST OR MISUSING WORDS THAT DO EXIST OR OKAY FRANCIS OKAY SHEESH NO NO NO Peirce

Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie — page 4 — IT S GETTING LATE I M GONNA HEAD TOWARDS HOME HM THERE S NO S IT S TOWARD NOT TOWARDS NOT TOWARDS WHAT WHATEVER EVER DOESN T IT BOTHER YOU WHEN PEOPLE USE THE WRONG WORD COULD CARE LESS SCRIPES

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