Funny Food Why did the cookie cry Because his mom had been a wafer so long When do truck drivers stop for a snack When they see a fork in the road What did one plate say to the other plate Lunch is on me Knock knock Who’s there Cash Cash who No thanks I prefer walnuts Why did the rhubarb go out with a prune Because he couldn’t find a date 4
Funny Food This coffee is disgusting it tastes like mud I’m not surprised it was ground a few minutes ago Why did the chef serve frozen steak He wanted it to melt in the mouth What do you get if you cross a comedian and an orange Peels of laughter What do you call an airplane passenger covered in salt and pepper A seasoned traveler What did the speedy tomato say to the slow tomato Ketchup 5
Funny Food What happened at the cannibals wedding They toasted the bride and groom Waiter waiter there’s a button in my lettuce Ah That will be from the salad dressing sir Why did the man eat yeast and furniture polish for breakfast He wanted to rise and shine Knock knock Who’s there Arthur Arthur who Arthur any cookies left How do you make a fruit punch Give it boxing lessons 6
Funny Food Why did the girl stare at the orange juice carton Because it said concentrate on the label Why was the chef so relaxed He had plenty of thyme on his hands What’s yellow and dangerous Shark-infested custard Waiter waiter there’s a fly in my soup Sorry madam I didn’t know you were vegetarian Did you hear about the Thanksgiving turkey who tried to escape the roasting pan He was foiled 7
