The Funny Food Joke Book

The Funny Food Joke Book book cover — LAUGH OUT LOUD THE FUNNY FOOD JOKE BOOK Sean Connolly and Kay Barnham WINDMILL BOOKS New York

The Funny Food Joke Book — page 1 — Funny Food Why did the cookie cry Because his mom had been a wafer so long When do truck drivers stop for a snack When they see a fork in the road What did one plate say to the other plate Lunch is on me Knock knock Who’s there Cash Cash who No thanks I prefer walnuts Why did the rhubarb go out with a prune Because he couldn’t find a date 4

The Funny Food Joke Book — page 2 — Funny Food This coffee is disgusting it tastes like mud I’m not surprised it was ground a few minutes ago Why did the chef serve frozen steak He wanted it to melt in the mouth What do you get if you cross a comedian and an orange Peels of laughter What do you call an airplane passenger covered in salt and pepper A seasoned traveler What did the speedy tomato say to the slow tomato Ketchup 5

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