monster fun Where do ghosts swim In the Dead Sea What did the vampire doctor say Necks please Did you hear about the banshee who wanted to be an actress She did a scream test What does a dragon call knights in armor Canned food 4
monster fun What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer Someone who goes straight for the juggler What do you get if you cross a vampire with a mummy Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap What do ghosts eat for dinner Goulash How do ghosts begin business letters Tomb it may concern Why didn’t the skeleton fight the monster He didn’t have the guts What has a pointy hat a broomstick and a blue face A witch holding her breath 5
monster fun How can you tell when there’s a giant monster under your bed When your nose touches the ceiling What happened to the vampire with bad breath His dentist told him to gargoyle twice a day What do vampires do at eleven o’clock every night They have a coffin break What was written on the robot’s tombstone Rust in pieces How does Frankenstein’s monster sit in a chair Bolt upright 6
monster fun How do you know that smoking is harmful to your health Well look what happened to all the dragons Should monsters eat people on an empty stomach No they should eat them on a plate What is monsters favorite party game Swallow the leader Why don’t skeletons sing church music They have no organs What goes WOO-HA-HA THUMP Frankenstein’s monster laughing his head off 7
