LAUGH OUT LOUD THE MONSTER FUN JOKE BOOK Sean Connolly and Kay Barnham WINDMILL BOOKS New York
monster fun Where do ghosts swim In the Dead Sea What did the vampire doctor say Necks please Did you hear about the banshee who wanted to be an actress She did a scream test What does a dragon call knights in armor Canned food 4
monster fun What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer Someone who goes straight for the juggler What do you get if you cross a vampire with a mummy Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap What do ghosts eat for dinner Goulash How do ghosts begin business letters Tomb it may concern Why didn’t the skeleton fight the monster He didn’t have the guts What has a pointy hat a broomstick and a blue face A witch holding her breath 5
