Darth Paper vs Origami Yoda by Tommy The good news is that Dwight showed up a little while later with Origami Yoda Last year Origami Yoda did all kinds of stuff to make our lives better Like he got everyone to stop calling Quavondo Cheeto Hog and he got Mike to stop crying every time he struck out in P E And then there was the amazing miracle of making a school Fun Night actually fun Origami Yoda helped me ask Sara to dance and a bunch of us who have never danced before ended up doing this crazy move called the Twist
The bad news is that this year Origami Yoda’s up against the destructive force of Darth Paper and can’t seem to handle it It has all gone wrong since that first day Now it’s October and Darth Paper has pretty much destroyed all the good Origami Yoda did last year Now the girls don’t like us The teachers don’t like us Some of us don’t even like each other Sara who I thought was practically my girlfriend is going on a date with Tater Tot That’s right Sara and Tater Tot Meanwhile Rhondella won’t talk to Kellen Lance and Amy broke up And Mike’s crying in class again But it’s been even worse for Dwight He’s been suspended from school and the school board is going to decide if he should get sent to CREF the Correctional and Remedial Education Facility the school where they send the really really bad kids which Dwight isn’t Amy’s older brother said the toughest meanest nastiest guy in his class was sent ________________________________________ 7
there and got beat up It’s kind of like Jabba’s palace except without the alien rock band This would be the ultimate defeat for Origami Yoda And we think that Darth Paper is behind it I just find it hard to believe that even Darth Paper Harvey could be so evil So with Dwight out of school for almost two weeks now the rest of us have gone back to being losers Because obviously if Dwight’s not here Origami Yoda isn’t here either since Dwight is the one who goes around with Origami Yoda on his finger and makes him give advice Last year we tried to figure out if Origami Yoda was real If he was using the Force or if Dwight was somehow playing a trick on us But if you want to know more about that you can read the first case file This case file is for a different reason This case file is to try to save Dwight and Origami Yoda from the school board How is ___________ 8
it going to save them I have no idea But Origami Yoda said to do it so we’re doing it That was the last piece of advice Origami Yoda was able to give us Since then we’ve been on our own Actually it’s worse than that Instead of Dwight and Origami Yoda we’re stuck with Harvey and Darth Paper Harvey’s Comment Stuck with Darth Paper Fools If you had only joined Darth Paper we could have ruled this entire school Paperwad Yoda’s pitiful advice is nothing compared to the power of the Dark Side My Comment See what I mean 9
