I reached out for it but he yanked it away Shove it Tommy he snarled and stomped off Then he turned around and held up Darth Paper and did a perfect Vader impression Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side Then he left You guys are so weird said Rhondella What did WE do asked Kellen Don’t blame us for But Rhondella wasn’t listening anymore because some other girls had shown up and they were all hugging and saying I missed you and Where did you go this summer and all that kind of stuff Then they all sat down at one table and we all sat down at the other table and the perfect morning was over and so was the perfect year 4
Harvey’s Comment You forgot to mention that I also do the Darth Vader breathing sound perfectly Tommy’s Comment Good grief Not only did Harvey and Vader ruin everything he even tricked me into letting him write his stupid comments again Arrgh 5
Darth Paper vs Origami Yoda by Tommy The good news is that Dwight showed up a little while later with Origami Yoda Last year Origami Yoda did all kinds of stuff to make our lives better Like he got everyone to stop calling Quavondo Cheeto Hog and he got Mike to stop crying every time he struck out in P E And then there was the amazing miracle of making a school Fun Night actually fun Origami Yoda helped me ask Sara to dance and a bunch of us who have never danced before ended up doing this crazy move called the Twist
The bad news is that this year Origami Yoda’s up against the destructive force of Darth Paper and can’t seem to handle it It has all gone wrong since that first day Now it’s October and Darth Paper has pretty much destroyed all the good Origami Yoda did last year Now the girls don’t like us The teachers don’t like us Some of us don’t even like each other Sara who I thought was practically my girlfriend is going on a date with Tater Tot That’s right Sara and Tater Tot Meanwhile Rhondella won’t talk to Kellen Lance and Amy broke up And Mike’s crying in class again But it’s been even worse for Dwight He’s been suspended from school and the school board is going to decide if he should get sent to CREF the Correctional and Remedial Education Facility the school where they send the really really bad kids which Dwight isn’t Amy’s older brother said the toughest meanest nastiest guy in his class was sent ________________________________________ 7
