Mabel Opal Pear and the Rules for Spying

Mabel Opal Pear and the Rules for Spying — page 1
Preamble to Rules for a Successful Life as an Undercover Secret Agent Life as an undercover agent can be stressful lonely and dangerous These rules were written by an agent-in-training to help guide you when you feel out of sorts They’re not meant to replace your Academy training Use Rules for a Successful Life as an Undercover Secret Agent to remind yourself how to act in difficult situations Like Rule Number 15 says Be in control All the rules are important some more so than others depending on the situation The most important rule of all is Rule Number 3 Trust your instincts Unless your instincts are often wrong If that’s the case Number 29 is a good rule to keep in mind Anticipate surprises Also remember that Murphy is always correct and you’ll be fine Rule Number 17 Rule Number 12 will get you out of sticky situations Always have an escape plan Your country thanks you for your service While your name will never be known your actions reflect upon all of us secret agents for better or worse Sometimes you might feel a bit dreary toiling away in anonymity On the bright side no one will ever know if you make a mistake Unless you start a war Don’t start a war unless explicitly directed to by your commanding officer Then double-check to make sure he she is not being controlled by the enemy Rule Number 4 Trust no one and have a great day Compiled and written by Agent-in-Training Sunflower age ten