Coach Hurley tried to find the best fit for me on the field Because of my size he thought I’d make a good offensive lineman But opposing defenses turned me into a welcome mat I tried my hand at running back But I was apparently allergic to the ball And I’d rather not talk about the day I tried to be the team’s kicker
Yeah Coach had no clue what position I should play But instead of cutting me from the team he kept me on the roster So I became a back-up wide receiver watching the game from the bench Oh no The water cooler Phew That was close and doing what I can to help the team
Meanwhile as I’m saving the day on the sidelines Red-97 Blue-23 Hut hike Jeremy Austin is picking apart the Lions defense That’s Wade Warren the team’s 1 receiver He’s good
He’s really good Oof Another touchdown connection from Austin to Warren and the Bears pile on the points That’s how it’s done They can’t stop me They try but you know they can’t With guys like Wade and Jeremy on the team it makes sense that I sit on the sidelines saving coolers instead of scoring touchdowns
