Dreams We all have them This is it The final play of the game Hut Hut Hike Not the kind where you’re a superhero flying over the city although those are pretty cool Northrup Bears star wide receiver Gus Blackburn is off like a shot Or the kind where you show up at school in your underwear those are not so cool
Blackburn breaks free He’s got a clear path to the end zone This is it The crowd holds its breath I’m talking about the kind of dreams you wish for right before you blow out your birthday candles The kind you hope come true Oof He caught it Touchdown Bears Gus Blackburn has just caught the game-winning score I don’t believe it Like I said dreams We’ve all got em
The crowd goes wild They love their hero Gus Gus GUS I probably don’t need to tell you what my dream is do I But I guess they call them dreams for a reason Out of the way Gus Offense take the field
Ow Technically I’m a wide receiver But guess how many game catches I’ve had this season I’m gonna assume you guessed zero Well you’re right Turns out in real life I’m about as useful to the game of football as a fork is to a bowl of soup Go ahead guess I’ll wait I’ve got time sigh
