For my mother who raised two Norsemen of her own JEL
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CAUTION HOR WANTS YOU TO KNOW that Norse myths and tales varied by region era and storyteller Also he wants you to be aware that the stories of the Nordic gods and heroes were written hundreds of years after his people stopped worshipping him he's still mad about that by the way and the other norse gods Consequently Thor is convinced that the authors of these stories tried to make the norse gods especially him look a little foolish to strengthen their new religion Christianity which is why he insists that there is absolutely no truth at all to the rumor that he was not the sharpest sword in the armory To keep your head you might want to remember
GREETINGS MORTAL ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF I am Thor the god of protection and strength The boss of thunder rain and lightning The lord of oaths The master of good weather The master of terrible weather too if you make me angry And finally the god of courage That's a lot to manage I know but I handle it all easily because I am big and strong and fearless Also I
