Letters from an Alien Schoolboy

Letters from an Alien Schoolboy book cover — Letters from an Alien Schoolboy EARTHLINGS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION This is a cosmic book Open it at random Select a word within ten lines from the top and within the first ten words of that line MAKE A NOTE OF IT Then double the number of that page multiply the result by five add thirty add the number of the line you selected add five multiply by ten add the number of the word in the line take away three hundred and fifty and the remainder will give you the page number line and word in that order sorry about this Rokbumme but it is the sort of thing Earthlings find awfully brainy

Letters from an Alien Schoolboy — page 1 — To Lenny and Lola Bruce Copyright 2013 by Ros Asquith Text and illustrations Copyright by Ros Asquith 2010 This North American edition of LETTERS FROM AN ALIEN SCHOOLBOY by Ros Asquith first published in the United Kingdom in 2010 is published by arrangement with Piccadilly Press Limited London England All Rights Reserved No part of this book may be reproduced in any manner without the express written consent of the publisher except in the case of brief excerpts in critical reviews or articles All inquiries should be addressed to Sky Pony Press 307 West 36th Street 11th Floor New York NY 10018 Sky Pony Press books may be purchased in bulk at special discounts for sales promotion corporate gifts fund-raising or educational purposes Special editions can also be created to specifications For details contact the Special Sales Department Sky Pony Press 307 West 36th Street 11th Floor New York NY 10018 or info skyhorsepublishing com Sky Pony is a registered trademark of Skyhorse Publishing Inc a Delaware corporation Visit our website at www skyponypress com 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available on file ISBN 978-1-62087-536-0 Printed in the United States of America

Letters from an Alien Schoolboy — page 2 — TRANSLATED FROM ALIEN BY PROFESSOR R L ASQUITH Sky Pony Press New York

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