O Rude Ramsay resided in a ramshackle rectangular residence with a roof garden a root cellar and a revolving door A rampart ranged down the right hand side of the run down real estate Residing with Rude Ramsay who was red haired were his revolting relatives Ron Rollo and Ruby They were rotund but robust and when not regaling themselves with rum they relaxed in their recliners replaying reams of retro rock n roll records relentlessly This could be rigorous While Ron read the racing results Ruby and Rollo regularly rustled up the repasts They roasted rice raisins rutabagas and rhinoceros They rolled out reptiles with a rolling pin They refrigerated rhubarb and broiled ribs raviolis and reindeer rinds on the rotisserie The rice was rock hard the ribs rubbery the raviolis wrinkled the rhinoceros
raw The reptiles were still writhing the rhubarb was runny and the reindeer rinds were rotten Every Friday Rude Ramsay rebelled This repast is repulsive he'd report The rice is riddled with roaches the raisins are rancid and the reindeer rinds reek I feel like regurgitating Ramsay you rash repulsive red headed runt How rude Rinse your mouth out with rope raged Ramsay's revolting relatives Ron Rollo and Ruby Repent Repent I refuse retorted Ramsay Thoroughly riled the three revolting relatives rose from the rejected repast and rushed after Ramsay hurling ratchets wrenches wristwatches rubber boots and radios which rebounded off Ramsay's rear But Ramsay was a rapid runner and he raced up to the roof garden and down to the root cellar and round and round the revolving door until his robust but rotund relatives could no longer respire and required
This ruckus was regarded by numerous raccoons rabbits robins rollicking wrens and rowdy raggedy ravens who were all roosting on the right hand rampart relishing the race and repeating Rah Rah raucously Ramsay's only friend was Ralph the red nosed rat a rubicund rodent While Ramsay reclined upon a rumpled rucksack near the trash heap rubbing his rust colored bruises Ralph rummaged among the roach riddled rice and the rancid raisins and the remnants of reeking rhinoceros remarking Rubbish is ravishing to rats We revel in rotten reindeer rinds Ripping for you Ramsay retorted wretchedly You are a rat But I'm ravenous All this repeated running round and round is ruining me I refer also
C to the retch making recipes I am required to devour and which I resent I am less robust than my revolting relatives I am receiving a raw deal It rankles You might rove to the other side of the rampart reflected one of the raggedy ravens Relocate your inner realm Revive your rapport with nature Refreshment awaits you there Be realistic Ramsay replied The rampart is rough It rises ridiculously high and it is replete with rocks I remember a round Roman vaulted rat hole remarked Ralph the red nosed rat while grooming his greasy whiskers It traverses the rampart and might be wriggled through Risky retorted Rude Ramsay If rammed in rather far and unable to retreat I will repine Then if it rains I will drown Rigor mortis will set in as well as wrinkles I am reluctant Rise to the occasion responded Ralph Resist restrictions Be
