That's why we decided to record our experience for future people to read so they will know what the poop fountain was like and also what it was like to go see it AND SMELL IT By the way this report has been typed on a typewriter because Lyle Hertzog me got a typewriter for Christmas my typewriter
UNOFFICIAL personal note Of course I didn t tell Dave and Marilla the real story about getting the typewriter Obviously I didn't really want a typewriter I wanted a computer Every kid I know has got a computer or at least a video game player So when I saw this big plastic case next to the Christmas tree I thought I was finally getting one or the other When I opened it up I saw the keyboard and I was for one second about to flip out Then I realized that there was no screen just the keys and a few big knobs and some clunky metal levers It s a typewriter my dad said This man came in the Qwikpick and asked if he could put up a sign on the bulletin board because he had a typewriter to sell and I was like How much do you want Because my son would love to have a
It's true that Tve been saying that Id like to be a newspaper reporter someday but I always figured td be writing stories on a computer not a typewriter My class took a field trip to a newspaper office one time and I didn t see any typewriters The typewriter is heavier than you would believe and it makes a loud buzzine noise when its plugged in But I do like the whack whack whack when you type and it has this white ribbon that lets you erase mistakes That's how come it looks like I'm typing perfectly when I m not at all Really it took me forever just to type that first
SECTION II Founding Members Marilla Anderson Dave H Raskin Lyle Hertzog me Marilla has asked me to say right away that she isn't the girlfriend of either one of us Nor will she fall in love withеither one of us during the course of the events that are typed up in this document The three of us have been friends for a little over a year but we didn't create The Qwikpick Adventure Society until just a few weeks before Christmas One day at school when kids were talking about Christmas stuff the three of us realized that none of us had anything much to do on Christmas Day Another personal note I have liked Marilla for J a long time now and so just because she says she doesn't fall in love with either one of us do not give up hope Wheels will be set in
