So Steve wouldn’t be any help Mike was busy at his castle-house working on some new lava trap he called The Burninator His face was covered in redstone dust Stump was baking with his parents His face was covered with the various ingredients required to craft a cake How that had happened I don’t know and I didn’t ask I could’ve begged Max for help maybe but no Just no Someone had to open that room all right and I guess that someone was going to be me Well I could have asked my dad for help but what kind of warrior would do that No I was responsible for this I had to deal with it on my own I’m brave I told myself Dealing with an actual mob all by myself No problem It’s my first quest But how could I talk it into cooperating O hai mob Thanks for spawning Can you please just be a good mob and let a bunch of villager 4
kids beat on you with wooden swords like a training dummy It’s a good job It pays a lot We’ll even give you healing potions to heal up all the damage so we can beat on you again Sigh Scratch that asking nicely wouldn’t work I’d have to scare the mob into helping out I went back to my house back to my bedroom and made my best warrior face When that mob finally saw me I wanted it to know that I meant business ALL BUSINESS ALL THE TIME Now someone looking at the above picture might think I was totally scared Nah My eyebrows were like that to help block any sunlight that might have come through the window and blinded me an advanced warrior technique see I never laugh 5
The sweat on my brow I was just sweating in advance simply forcing my body to cool itself for the possible heated battle ahead My face was pale because it was trying to blend in with the cobblestone wall behind me That’s ninja stuff right there As for my scrunched-up mouth um I was about to make a really scary battle cry No scared villager here I walked toward the wall of my room wielding my pickaxe I didn’t want to mine from the outside because I didn’t want anyone to see what I was up to If anyone saw me swinging away at my own house they’d certainly watch and then they’d see whatever mob was in there and there’d be a new incident The funny thing was my hands were shaking a lot I began swinging at the cobblestone wall Each swing seemed to take forever My heart was pounding in my chest That was because I was so excited Yes excited What kind of mob will it be I wondered By the sound of it I thought it might have been a baby ghast Still I’d never seen a ghast before only read about them As far as I knew they could only be found in the Nether Also there was no such thing as a baby ghast and a normal ghast wouldn’t fit in a room like that 6
Hmm It could have been a spider It didn’t sound like any spider I’d ever heard though Then I thought maybe it’s a CAVE spider Wait Mike was saying something about cave spiders Something about how upon seeing one it’s a good idea to run away screaming like an enderman in an ocean biome Something about how cave spiders are about as dangerous as a charged creeper And how you should have a bucket of milk with you if you’re crazy enough to face one since milk cures poison and cave spiders are super Super Poisonous I immediately stopped swinging my pickaxe Again not that I was afraid Come on who’s afraid of a little poison Poison that makes your health bar tick all the way down until you have only half a heart left and you’re so low that even a chicken could finish you off and the whole time you’re writhing in pain shivering Who’s afraid of that Not me I was just thirsty For some reason I had a huge craving for milk right about then I went and got a bucketful 7
