I made this illustration so you’ll have a better idea of what happened last night I’m such a nice villager huh Let’s zoom in on my bedroom Outside Monster box My bedroom Outside Bed Now I was sitting on my bed last night and for the first time I heard some kind of noise coming from the direction of the box It wasn’t too loud It was like a little squeaking sound At first I just wanted the noise to go away Then I realized it wouldn’t go away Whatever it was that mob was going to stay in that little room forever and ever Or at least until someone let it out I decided that someone should be Steve It was time to tell him about 2
my plan of getting us students some real mobs I ran over to his house but he didn’t want to talk I can’t say anything more about those trees he said Mayor’s orders I’m not here for that I said Will you please come look at something It’s really Not tonight he replied I’m starving Not only do I have a growling stomach but also my hunger bar is low I’m still trying to accept this hunger bar floating in the bottom of my vision as if it were part of a HUD in a computer game as reality You mean people on Earth don’t have hunger bars No Runt People on Earth don’t have hunger bars They don’t have anything floating in their vision Speaking of hunger bars would you like to join me for dinner I glanced at the mushroom stew on his table Niiuuuuuuu Really You sure NNNNNooooo Nonono I ran out of Steve’s house before I grew more nauseated I didn’t even say good-bye 3
So Steve wouldn’t be any help Mike was busy at his castle-house working on some new lava trap he called The Burninator His face was covered in redstone dust Stump was baking with his parents His face was covered with the various ingredients required to craft a cake How that had happened I don’t know and I didn’t ask I could’ve begged Max for help maybe but no Just no Someone had to open that room all right and I guess that someone was going to be me Well I could have asked my dad for help but what kind of warrior would do that No I was responsible for this I had to deal with it on my own I’m brave I told myself Dealing with an actual mob all by myself No problem It’s my first quest But how could I talk it into cooperating O hai mob Thanks for spawning Can you please just be a good mob and let a bunch of villager 4
kids beat on you with wooden swords like a training dummy It’s a good job It pays a lot We’ll even give you healing potions to heal up all the damage so we can beat on you again Sigh Scratch that asking nicely wouldn’t work I’d have to scare the mob into helping out I went back to my house back to my bedroom and made my best warrior face When that mob finally saw me I wanted it to know that I meant business ALL BUSINESS ALL THE TIME Now someone looking at the above picture might think I was totally scared Nah My eyebrows were like that to help block any sunlight that might have come through the window and blinded me an advanced warrior technique see I never laugh 5
