MATT SPROUTS AND THE CURSE OF THE TEN BROKEN TOES MATT EICHELDINGER Andrews McMeel PUBLISHING
For Briana Avery and Evelyn and our future adventures together
LEMONS My dad always says that when life gives you lemons you're supposed to make lemonade But what about when life gives you ten broken toes then what do you do Have an answer I didn't think so If you'd told me that one year I'd be using my toes to keep track of how many bad things happened to me I would have laughed in your face No I would have pointed and laughed at your face Or maybe I would've just ignored you because I thought you were confused or something It came true though the toe thing It all came true The Curse took more from me in one school year than anyone anyone could have thought My little brother blames me for what happened but there is only one logical force to blame the Curse Consider yourself lucky I am going to tell you my story and if you take notes you might be able to avoid the
