Spider-Man: Far From Home: Peter and Ned's Ultimate Travel Journal
Wait Peter can we talk about you know who with the you know webs Web head You know How we refer to You Know Who WHY WOULD WE DO THAT NED I BARELY KNOW THE GUY But I read in the newspaper heard on a podcast read online that he's going to Europe this summer too OMG you're so bad at this
THINGS TO DO BEFORE WE LEAVE THE COUNTRY Or Peter and Ned are very unprepared and bad at packing Peter's Travel Check List Mini versions of everything toothpaste deodorant soap So smol So cute Headphone splitter Aw do you wanna watch a movie with me Parker That is not the plan Right the M J plan That is not subtle Clothes Special Suit Contact solution I thought you got Lasik May must've added that Peter aren't you forgetting something PASSPORT
Ned's Travel Check List All the chargers all the extra batteries My hat Passport Business cards What Why Hey Ned how many milliners does it take to make a hat What's a milliner It's a hatmaker just guess you're ruining the joke This seems like a bad joke I'd tell But okay how many milliners does it take to make a hat A million Get it Milliner Million Oh buddy That was really bad know I love a bad joke good And you I did it all for you friend We should call all these bad jokes NBJs for Ned's Bad Jokes since you usually inspire them Easiest way to get my contact info to the girls we're gonna meet Pete Clothes Nice clothes Are you bringing a tie Pete Yes
