Spider-Man: Far From Home: Peter and Ned's Ultimate Travel Journal
HELLO AND WELCOME 10 THE EPIC WRITINGS OF NED AND PETER Yeah welcome But what exactly are we writing Ned Plotting Memories Schemes Writing down great pickup lines for all the girls wére gonna meet in Europe Peter the possibilities are endless my child
Why am I the child Because you're the one learning and going on missions and I'm the guy in the chair that tells you where to go I guess that makes sense Even though I don't know what you mean by missions at all No sir Also it kind of sounds like someone's starting to enjoy his unlimited power a bit too much bud
Back to the journal This is our guide Our guide to Europe This is our totally awesome totally normal European adventure journal It's weird when you say totally normal like that Pete I'm just telling anyone who might read this over my shoulder Hey M that it is 100 percent average normal teenage dude fun That doesn't sound suspicious at all Peter Okay sure I can TOLD YOU get on board with that That's why we're friends Ned I'm your guy Pete You guys are dorks Whatever MJ don't pretend like you don't love us
