As soon as Sandy was gone SpongeBob cried Oh Gary What am I going to do I told Sandy I know how to surf But I don't know how to surf This is a disaster Patrick heard SpongeBob's cries and ran over Don't worry SpongeBob he said cheerfully You may be a hodad but I'm stoked to help you rip some tubes Huh SpongeBob asked Patrick was as confusing as Sandy
You may be a beginner but I'm excited to teach you to surf Patrick explained That was surfer talk SpongeBob looked surprised You know how to surf Patrick Patrick smiled Of course I do Why do you think I wear these cool surfer shorts all the time Because they're the only pair you own Exactly Let's go
At Goo Lagoon Patrick began SpongeBob's first lesson The first thing you do is STAND BACK shouted Larry the Lobster The big lifeguard set a groaning surfer down on the sand Wh-what happened SpongeBob asked anxiously Dude tried to catch a bomb but ended up getting drilled in the zone Larry replied seriously
Huh SpongeBob asked He tried to surf a wave that was too big for him Patrick explained Trembling SpongeBob suggested Maybe we should leave Why asked Patrick puzzled Are you scared SpongeBob put on a brave face No I just don't want to run into Sandy Patrick shrugged Okay I can teach you right in your own yard