This is me too How anxious Well the I bite my nails kind of anxious That doesn't help Teddy Explain it better Okay you know that feeling like you're at the very top of a roller coaster and you're JUST about to go over the edge and you KNOW that the ride's gonna break and you're gonna plummet to your doooooom That feeling like you're about to go on stage and you know you KNOW that you've forgotten all your lines Or like that time you did something really REALLY stupid in front of your classmates and it was the kind of thing that's gonna follow you all the way from elementary school to middle school and then to high school and then into your first job and noone's- evergonnaletyouliveitdownfortherest Ha of Your I'm kinda mean to myself LIFE
ha a Ha Ja Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Uuuuuugh I can't believe I did that On stage Ha Ha Ha We're getting off track here Teddy
Sorry Mom calls them tangents Anyways I'm an anxious person I feel like that all the time I don't like it either Sorry So Stop apologizing Teddy you know just as well as me that when my family had to move from our home in Kamloops dry dusty and oh so nice and warm to Ravensbarrow way up north and ALWAYS RAINING I was gonna have a hard time Also there was that whole thing about evil hamsters trying to take over Ravensbarrow Elementary I had a hard time with that too Come to think of it maybe I should just start there Yeah Forget you read that first bit Let's start with the evil hamsters Well I didn't KNOW that there were evil hamsters when I showed up for my first day at Ravensbarrow Elementary Gosh that's a mouthful I should call it something else Oh wait Hamsters first 4
Behold the ULTRA EVIL hamster Twitchy nose Nubbin ears Beady slitted eyes Snatching little claws SUPER- evil teeth Now the school Maybe one of those things where you just use the letters A whatchamacallit ac ro nym Yeah An acronym Something like R. B. E. Nah Too many E sounds EEEEE Barrow Elementary Still not right Apparently barrow means grave I don't like thinking of graves Death freaks me out I mean it freaks everybody out right It's DEATH 5
