The Cake That Wasn't a Cake

The Cake That Wasn't a Cake — page 1 — 4 Chapter One A Story of Two Families This is a story of two families They do not like each other at all In fact they have been enemies for more than 34 years Yes you read that right 34 It's also a story about blueberry pies Did you know that blueberry pies make excellent weapons in a battle Don't worry most people don't know that There's a lot of revenge too Battle plans as well there are a few of those That's never a good sign Oh and cake It's a story about that Well kind of This is a story about a cake that wasn't a cake

The Cake That Wasn't a Cake — page 2 — BATTLE PLAN 1986 JANUARY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 5

The Cake That Wasn't a Cake — page 3 — 6 Chapter Two Birthday Surprise The party poppers went beside the party hats The napkins went beside the party poppers The paper plates went beside the napkins and the party bags went beside the paper plates No wait that wasn't going to work Where was the huge enormous mega sized mountain of a cake going to go No this wasn't right Of course Tim didn't have a cake yet but he was sure one was on its way He placed the napkins on the paper plates put the party bags on the napkins stacked the party poppers on the party bags and topped it off with the party hats

The Cake That Wasn't a Cake — page 4 — 7 The leaning tower of pieces was great until it leaned a bit too far Oh well it was just extra room for cake

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