Creepy Cafetorium Book 18: Phyllis Gets the Last Laugh
CREEPY CAFETORIUM BOOK 18 PHYLLIS GETS THE LAST LAUGH
There's an old saying All good things must come to an end which is mostly true Except when things come to multiple ends like the time Liz Dawson ate that experimental macaroni and cheeks and woke up the next day with four butts Sorry I'm stalling because I don't like endings Except butts or butt After much research one singular butt is the best number of butts to have
BUT not butts we saved the BEAST story for last Howard the tentacle monster was born a single suction cup in suburban New Jersey His childhood was perfectly average Mondays algebra Tuesdays clog dancing Wednesdays destruction of mankind Thursdays baking You get the idea But all that changed drastically when a giant BEST hey I mean BEST A Get back here Hmmmph It seems the capital A doesn't want to be part of that word anymore so it just walked off Rude I guess now we're saving the BEST story for last which can only mean the one the only cough at least for now Phyllis Miller You might have noticed that Phyllis has a special connection with the Cafetorium While all the other students are at the mercy of its mysteries Phyllis triggers trouble whenever she tells a good joke So if Phyllis were
to say Why did the chicken cross the road Because she had places to be nothing would happen But if Phyllis says Why did the chicken cross the road We're not sure but the road WILL HAVE ITS REVENGE it'll rain pickle juice in the Cafetorium for a week Maybe it's because her braces vibrate at the same frequency as the tectonic plate beneath the school Or maybe it's because she's my great great great great granddaughter What You never noticed the resemblance I'll have you know my hair used to be pink too until I lost its color in a bet with Julian Cheesecloth Whatever the reason with great power one butt and awesome hair comes great responsibility And danger Lots of danger
