Disney 101 DALMATIANS COUP AT THE ZOO Written by Eric Geron What Cruella barked into her phone late one night A smooth voice came over the line Ma'am Horace is the name Me and my best mate Jasper here would be honored to be your humble crooks Cruella grinned Not the type to get her hands dirty but with much dirty work to do she had put an ad in the paper in hopes of finding henchmen It appeared she had her first candidates Splendid Meet me tomorrow at the local inn Eight o'clock Sharp
The next night Cruella sped off to interview the two hopefuls As she scanned the room a ruckus erupted It was my smarts we used to scam this hot meal and for some reason it's in your mouth You wouldn't know smarts if they fell from the sky and hit you on your big head Cruella smiled recognizing one of the voices
Cruella walked over to the bickering men Enough she said and right away they both fell silent Darlings I'm Cruella De Vil A pleasure I'm sure If you'd like to become my new assistants you must convince me you're a good fit I'd like for you to steal an animal from the new zoo Can you do it She jangled her purse for added effect and the crooks eyed it with wild hunger Just tell us when and we'll be there Jasper said Horace nodded along eagerly Excellent We meet tomorrow at dusk at Regent's Park
