Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus

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Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus — page 2 — ME KELLEN ఆలసంబ FIELD TRIP BY TOMMY TOMMY This case file is all about the field trip The field trip to Washington D.C. The field trip we've been looking to all year The field trip we lost when Principal Rabbski got obsessed with us taking Standards tests The field trip we fought for and won back The field trip that is going to be totally stooky fizz pop waffles with plastic dinosaurs on top as Murky would say Except that Murky can't go because he's a sixth grader But forward MUST TEST Must Test

Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus — page 3 — that's okay because he got to go somewhere else The field trip that just has one little problem Rabbski has made a No Origami rule Actually she made a bunch of rules No cell phones or digital cameras No public displays of affection No sodas No orange colored snacks or drinks No peanuts due to allergies No ORIGAMI But it's the No Origami rule that we are freaking out about Now some people might think Big deal But it IS a big deal Some people might think I could get through a day without origami no problem In fact some people go days weeks months even long sad lifetimes without origami But for us a day without origami is frightening What are we going to do if we run into trouble

Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus — page 4 — GO IT LET ow ANYTHING CAN HAPPENT Field trips are dangerous events a whole bunch of kids crammed into a bus for four hours to get there and then four hours to get back ANYTHING can happen Just ask Quavondo He got the nickname Cheeto Hog on last year's field trip to the zoo On that same trip Amy and Sara got in an argument about something before we even left the school parking lot and didn't speak to each other the entire day though they were seat partners and couldn't switch এ And Lance broke something in the zoo gift shop And me and Kellen got lectured by a zookeeper about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Well nothing much And Jen lost 15 AND a boyfriend And Mike I cried about something And on and on That's the sort of stuff that used to happen to us ALL the time before Origami Yoda came along Dwight first brought him to school a little even ZOO HOO TEARS

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