AXO Princess Pru's life was practically perfect She had two loving dads an ostrich named Orville and three royal tarantulas
For The only thing that kept Princess Pru's life from being perfectly perfect was the ogre who'd recently moved into the house on the hill RENT
He was hulking and hairy fearsome and scary His toenails were crusty His gray ears dripped goop And his breath stank like socks dunked in rotten egg soup FOR RENT
