The Kids Under the Stairs: Benbee and the Teacher Griefer
Farmers Fairy vips Ghostkiller dinoomos dinglederries buttnerds It s Time to Save Ur Server Save Ur Self Hello Welcome to your own curated Sandbox adventure As you move through your journey you will be faced with many choices Will you opt for adventure and danger or will you choose certainty and likely though not guaranteed watch out for those sneaky ghosts safety Who will be your allies Who will be your foes Be careful Sometimes it’s hard to fi gure out one fr om the other Are you ready for your adventure to begin Great What would you like to name your server Congratulations You have created a unique and impressive name for your server Now you have a big choice to make To allow anyone to play on your server turn to page 44 To password protect your server for invited players only turn to page 70 From Save Ur Server Save Ur Self A Many Choices Sandbox Adventure Book by Tennessee Williamson So BEN B BenBee
BEN B BenBee
I don’t like to read There I said it Books have too many words It takes forever to read a page It takes at least infinity to read a chapter This is why shhh I have never and will never finish reading a book It’s not that I hate words I don’t It’s not that I hate stories I don’t It’s not even that I hate books I don’t It’s just I don’t like to read It’s hard to read When you’re in first grade pretty much everyone has a hard time reading In second grade lots of kids still have a hard time But then in third fourth fifth sixth the other kids they figure it out And when you don’t It’s just Uuuuuuuugh You know what’s not uuuuugh You know what always makes sense And when it doesn’t is actually fun to figure out You know what has zero words You know what’s the opposite of boring bringing the impossible to life Sandbox then why can’t I figure out how to pass the dang FART With every minute I can spare I build universes I lead alliances I save the world Me I do that Without reading a word 8 Florida Rigorous Academic Assessment Test 8 The thing is unlike other things you can’t fail at Sandbox It’s a fail-free zone Mistakes become inventions Accidents become lessons You don’t just imagine the impossible You make it happen You bring it to life So tell me this if I spend every day Everyone calls it the FART even though even I know that’s not how you spell fart This class you know who we are We’re the FART Failures Dang kid you have FART Failure again Only cure for that is summer school If you work hard Can you work hard 8 11
You know what's the opposite of boring Sandbox With every minute I can spare I build universes I lead alliances I save the world Me I do that Without reading a word The thing is unlike other things you can't fail at Sandbox It's a fail free zone Mistakes become inventions Accidents become lessons You don't just imagine the impossible You make it happen You bring it to life So tell me this if I spend every day bringing the impossible to life then why can't I figure out how to pass the dang FART 0 0 0 0 Florida Rigorous Academic Assessment Test Everyone calls it the FART even though even I know that's not how you spell fart This class you know who we are We're the FART Failures Dang kid you have FART Failure again Only cure for that is summer school If you work hard Can you work hard
